At least make sure they are 18
Why
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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