how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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