I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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