Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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