apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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