They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
