help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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