I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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