omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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