I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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