but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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