you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
