so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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