I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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