hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
God, I missed his penis.
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