i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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