physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
So squirting runs in the family.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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