i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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