Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(757): View more from Virginia

margs and chips and queso make the world go round

(1-757): View more from Virginia

well and inertia

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(619): View more from California

Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."

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Figured I'd get right to the point

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(281): View more from Texas

I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.

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(416): View more from Toronto

If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?

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(319): View more from Iowa

Drunk twilight is the only twilight

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