wat bout pragnant strippers??
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
