didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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