dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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