I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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