508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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