Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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