better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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