wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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