Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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