i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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