u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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