idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
3pm strippers are depressing
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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