let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
