What a fucking waste of an outfit
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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