bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
