Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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