Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Randomize
