Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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