wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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