Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
