I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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