Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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