What a fucking waste of an outfit
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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