Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize