get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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