What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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