I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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