Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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