I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
