She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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