Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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