Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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