It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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