its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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