I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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