i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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