Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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