How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
operation harelip BJ is a go
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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